Some excellent math jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

92.734587% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed.

Let epsilon be less than 0.

He thinks he's really smooth, but he's only C^1.

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." Peter remarked: "Ah, another one of His parabolas."

A polar bear is just a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.

Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.

My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time!